When two westside PhD bloggers and a Bike Girl collide and what a measly DTLA B.A. blogger has to say about it.
I’m listening to entry level black metal right now on Pandora. Dissection, Gorgoroth, Behemoth, etc.
Here are there main arguments.
Alex of Westside BikeSIDE:
- The LA Bike Master plan was released 6 months behind schedule.
- The plan may prevent Neighborhood Councils participation because the appropriate committee meeting for Mar Vista’s NC to pass a motion to be discussed in front of the general body before the November 6 plan deadline has already passed.
From Westside BikeSIDE:
. . . there is almost no chance that Neighborhood Councils can react. For instance for the Mar Vista Community Council in my neighborhood to comment is almost impossible. It meets on the 2nd Tuesday of the month. Therefore their November meeting occurs after the comment deadline. Any motion commenting on the plan will have to be voted on at the October 13th meeting. However, to bring a motion to the general body you must either pass it through a committee, or the Chair must place it on the agenda. The appropriate committee meetings – the Planning and Land Use Management Committee and the Transportation and Infrastructure Committee meeting – already took place. The only way through is to exercise the Chair’s power – an unlikely and undesireable option. Now multiply that by 89 NCs citywide.
Alex, you spelled undesirable wrong. There is nothing you can do to take that back. Whatevs, I confuse there and their, but not they’re, I think it is the apostrophe.
Bike Girl:
Bike Girl could also submit comments online, but oh! only until November 6th. Bike Girl has a very busy schedule of bike riding, bike racing, bike wrenching, bike blogging, oh, and working. How could she possibly get through 212 pages, with 351 pages of appendices by then?
Siel of green LA girl:
- Alex didn’t read the plan before complaining about it.
-It is hypocritical to complain that the city took too much time to release the plan and complain that cyclists need more time to read the plan to comment.
From green LA girl:
There’s a part of me that thinks it’s odd to complain that the city took too long to draft things up — yet complain that cyclists need a lot more time to read said draft.
. . . my point’s that the “I’m a busy cyclist and need more time to read 212 pages!” complaint seems a rather selfish one when combined with the “they take too damn long just to write 212 pages!” complaint.
Siel offers advice to Alex and Bike Girl:
You and your bike buddies can each take a chapter and summarize the rest for each other, thereby helping move the plan along while lightening the reading load.
As I used to tell my students, simply commencing reading will take you a much shorter time than . . . blogging . . .
My pointsish:
Selfish bike buddies? Please master Siel, let me be your student. Where can I get some used entry level Pradas to increase my personal brand? You praise Westside BikeSIDE and Bike Girl and then you diss them? jk, lol, seriously I need some crispy looking shoes at my price point. I like hipster shoes like Keep, and Toms, and Vans, can you help me? How about those new Adidas fixie sambas I saw on every single fucking traxie blog.
Anyone who has worked to improve cycling conditions in Los Angeles knows that the city does not care. Maybe I’m too radical, but where is the ban on automobiles (I’m not completely kidding)? There is little to no bicycle or public transit infrastructure in LA and it is not asking too much in times of ecological crises to create radical change. The red light ticket I got this weekend going to work is almost a months rent for me. The city wasn’t there for the Bike Kitchen, Bike Oven, or BikeroWave. Lately, the city denies the simplest requests to install desperately needed bicycle racks. LA used to have light rail tracks covering the city. LA is one of the worst cities in America to lock your bicycle unnattended. My last bicycle was stolen from upstairs inside Kill Radio just weeks ago along with Jim C. from Orange 20’s wrong side drive side Brooklyn (wtf?). The city doesn’t pay for the food that is regularly made and distributed via bicycle to people that have no homes across the city. Out of desparation, after seeing our friends harassed, hurt, and killed on the streets, we paint our own sharrows and bike lanes and put up our own memorials just to get from point a to point b without dieing. I ride my bicycle because I can’t afford a car. As someone with 3 years everyday riding experience in Los Angeles (East LA to Venice, South LA to the Valley) and as someone who has been paid to ride bicycle across the country I don’t believe it is safe for the average person to ride a bicycle in Los Angeles and I recommend the non adrenaline addicted to do otherwise. But, I’m always posi, so do what you can to help what you think needs to be helped, take a little control of your world, make it your own. <3
The bananas and bees are going to extinct in 50 years. There is a trash vortex in every ocean. Some guy swam across the north pole, and I can’t wait for girls gone wild north pole addition. BRING ON 2012! “Mommy, what happened to the bees?” Exactly. Property is theft.
There’s my rant. RANT RANT RANT.
What do you gaise think? Is Alex being too hard on the Bike Plan? Have you read the 212 page “master” plan, I haven’t ? How should we split up the reading? I call the pages with cute photos and illustrations only because I don’t read anymore. Is the plan already defunct? Who is going to the meetings? What are you going to bring? I’m bringing a turkey sandwhich. Haven’t even seen me write this many words in one blog post before? Me neither.
What’s the point of blogging anyway? Have you seen these guys?
